Politics

Trump Visits DC Psychic

April 24, 2017 D. Quixote

By Musby Kidden, April 24, 2017   Washington —- With his first 100 days in office ending this week, Donald Trump is not feeling so good about the grade he would get for his campaign […]

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Shrill O’Wily Seeks Polygamous Exile

April 21, 2017 D. Quixote

By Ima Mason, April 21, 2017   Washington —- Unceremoniously exiled from Foxy News, Shrill O’Wily is reportedly seeking a new exile of his own making.  According to Foreign Brides Gazette, the feisty sexagenarian has […]

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Bannon Banished to United Airlines

April 17, 2017 D. Quixote

By Christian Winter, April 17, 2017   Washington —- Even Steve Bannon’s harshest critics are crying foul over his latest treatment by the White House.  Most observers felt Mr. Bannon’s removal from the National Security […]

Business

United Offers Friendly-Sighs Insurance

April 14, 2017 D. Quixote

By Musby Kidden, April 14, 2017   Chicago —- Starting soon, customers booking tickets on United Airlines will be able to buy FriendlySighs and FriendlySighs-Plus insurance.  In addition to all the other options the airline offers […]

Politics

Mars Mission Re-purposed to Trump Travel?

April 12, 2017 D. Quixote

By Greta Galileo, April 12, 2017   Washington —-  In an uncharacteristic move, acting more like the watchdog General Services Administration, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office has come out with a recommendation that NASA’s proposed […]

Politics

Bannon to Lead Department of Crusades

April 10, 2017 D. Quixote

By Greta Morrow, April 10, 2017   Washington —- Culminating a week of infighting rumors and the sudden removal of Steve Bannon from the National Security Council, Machiavellian News reports this morning that Mr. Bannon […]

Politics

Fox News Hires Bill Cosby

April 7, 2017 D. Quixote

By Teddy Lin, April 7, 2017   New York —- Fox News has hired Bill Cosby for a new weekly program focused on diversity and inclusion.  Stung by a series of sexual predator scandals and […]

Politics

Chastity Belt for Mike Pence

April 3, 2017 D. Quixote

By Penelope Reingold, April 3, 2017   Washington —- Vice President Mike Pence has faced increasing criticism since he announced his fear of meeting with women, one-on-one, for any purpose — diplomacy, mentoring, policy discussions. […]

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