Will You Be My Surrogate???

December 11, 2017 D. Quixote

By Penelope Reingold, December 11, 2017   Washington —- As House Ethic Committee members began investigations into the latest harassment and abuse reports on Capitol Hill, they quickly learned that a number of conservative Republicans […]


Al Franken to become Republican

December 7, 2017 D. Quixote

By Musby Kidden, December 7, 2017   Washington —-  Word is out this morning that Al Franken will announce today that he will switch parties in order to stay in Congress.  Apparently fed-up with perceived […]


RNC Endorses Teen Sex

December 5, 2017 D. Quixote

By Christian Winter, December 5, 2017   Washington —- In an apparent reversal from decades of abstinence advocacy, the Republican National Committee came out this week in full support of teenage sex under a defined […]


Republicans Donate their Jobs to the 99%

December 4, 2017 D. Quixote

By Roger Lame, December 4, 2017 Atlantic City —- “It’s a stroke of good luck for most Americans,” noted Reginald Cuckoo, the Republican economic strategist famous for his best-selling book, Trickle-Down Christianity.  For decades we’ve […]


Tillerson Takes Over DC General

November 29, 2017 D. Quixote

By Roger Lame, November 29, 2017   Washington —- In a surprise move, Secretary of State Roy Tillerson has taken over DC General Hospital.  Tillerson’s appointment was met with immediate criticism by the Hospital Administration […]


DOJ Defends Religion-Based Harassment

November 27, 2017 D. Quixote

By Teddy Lin, November 27, 2017   Washington —- Jeff Sessions and the Department of Justice are defending the right of individual Americans to sexually harass and abuse under certain circumstances.  In particular, if one’s […]


Trump Urges Troops to Thank Him

November 24, 2017 D. Quixote

By Penelope Reingold, November 24, 2017   Washington —- Donald Trump told U.S. troops on Thanksgiving how thankful they should be for him.  Under his leadership, U.S. troops “are winning again.”  “You should be very […]

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