Trump Bans Trump Exports to North Korea

September 22, 2017 D. Quixote

By Penelope Reingold, September 22, 2017   Washington —- Donald Trump issued a new executive order this morning to ban the sale of all Trump products to North Korea.  As Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un […]


Oval Office Converted to Sports Bar?

September 20, 2017 D. Quixote

By Jefferson Wilson, September 20, 2017   Washington — Rumors leaked from the White House yesterday suggesting Donald Trump has converted the Oval Office into a sports bar.  An array of large screen televisions have […]


DeVos Calls for Communal Sexual Assaults

September 17, 2017 D. Quixote

By Teddy Lin, September 18, 2018   Washington —- Following up on her comments suggesting that those accused of sexual assault on campus are unfairly treated, Betsy DeVos, Education Secretary, proposed this weekend that any […]


Hillary Clinton Tops Supreme Court Short List

September 13, 2017 D. Quixote

By Conway Blather, September 13, 2017   Washington —- Leaks from the White House indicate that Hillary Clinton now tops the administration’s short list for the next Supreme Court vacancy.  “She’s come out of nowhere, […]


TWC Nabs Exclusive Interview With Irma

September 11, 2017 D. Quixote

By Greta Galileo, September 11, 2017   Miami —- The Weather Channel meteorologist, Jim Cantore, nabbed an exclusive interview with Hurricane Irma as it ground into Key West Sunday morning.  Standing on the beach on […]


Ryan to Dreamers, Osteen to Victims: Trust Me

September 8, 2017 D. Quixote

By Musby Kidden, September 8, 2017   Washington —- On Wednesday, Paul Ryan implored Dreamers to trust him and the Republican-lead Congress to secure their futures in the United States.  “The President was right,” said […]


Whole Foods Goes Double Whammy

September 4, 2017 D. Quixote

By Teddy Lin, September 4, 2017   Seattle —- In a surprise press release yesterday, Amazon announced a re-branding of the Whole Foods grocery store chain.  Starting October 1, the stores will be called Double […]

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