Trump Blames Opioid Crisis on Immigrants

October 18, 2017 D. Quixote

By Jefferson Wilson, October 18, 2017   Washington —-  Donald Trump, promising to declare the opioid crisis a national emergency soon, lashed out today at immigrants, calling immigrants “the nasty guys that got us into […]


EPA Announces America First Paper Towels

October 13, 2017 D. Quixote

By Teddy Lin, October 13, 2017   Washington —- EPA Secretary Scott Pruitt announced Thursday that the agency is getting into the paper towel business.  “Seeing Donald Trump successfully fix most of Puerto Rico’s hurricane […]


Trump Proposes North Korean Border Guards

October 11, 2017 D. Quixote

By Musby Kidden, October 11, 2017 Washington —- Donald Trump made clear this week that he will play hardball with Democrats who want to give Dreamers a path to citizenship. Speaking privately to Chuck Schumer, […]


Trump International for Pyongyang?

October 9, 2017 D. Quixote

By Christian Winter, October 9, 2017   Washington —- Donald Trump’s cryptic tweets of late regarding North Korea’s nuclear program have finally been deciphered by forensic psychologist Dumey Goode.  According to Mr. Goode, Trump’s “only […]


NRA Exposes Schism Over Design Purity

October 6, 2017 D. Quixote

By Penelope Reingold, October 6, 2017   Washington —- The NRA’s announcement in favor of bump stock regulation following the Las Vegas massacre exposes a little-known schism within the group, a growing divide between the […]


Shrill O’Wiley: The Price of Anarchy

October 4, 2017 D. Quixote

By Reid Myelips, October 4, 2017   Washington —-  Republican lawmakers are up in arms over reports that former Fox News host Shrill O’Wily said that mass murder is the “price of freedom.”  “This isn’t […]


Tom Price to Donate Air Miles

September 29, 2017 D. Quixote

By Conway Blather, September 29, 2017   Washington —- HHS Secretary Tom Price defended his use of charter flights on Thursday as he faced a growing firestorm over his extravagant flying habits.  “When you are […]

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