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White House Explains Why Trump Not A Racist

January 17, 2018 D. Quixote

By Musby Kidden, January 17, 2018 Washington —- Harking back to similar comments from White House personnel regarding earlier controversial issues, the White House released a statement today noting, “If the president says it, it […]

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British Parliament Bans Sh*thole Leaders

January 15, 2018 D. Quixote

By Christian Winter, January 15, 2018   London —- Bowing to a growing revolt in the British Parliament, Donald Trump will not be visiting London anytime soon.  He will not be speaking to Parliament.  He […]

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Roy Moore Rides Sassy to The Capitol

January 11, 2018 D. Quixote

By Christian Winter, January 11, 2018   Washington —- Roy Moore has not given up his bid for the U.S. Senate, even after Doug Jones was sworn into office last week.  Mr. Moore pranced by […]

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Donald Trump is a Genius!

January 9, 2018 D. Quixote

By Whalen Firecracker, January 9, 2018   Nashville —- Former Trump surrogate Scottie Tottie emerged from self-imposed surrogacy retirement yesterday to defend Donald Trump in the nasty wake of Fire and Fury.  “He is such a […]

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Steve Bannon Regrets Telling the Truth

January 8, 2018 D. Quixote

By Teddy Lin, January 8, 2018 New York —- “Look, I don’t normally tell the truth,” said a sheepish Steve Bannon on Sunday.  “This was totally out-of-character.  Can I get a break this one time? […]

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Where is Steve Bannon’s Mind?

January 4, 2018 D. Quixote

By Penelope Reingold, January 4, 2018   Washington:  Donald Trump just announced that the White House has launched a premise-wide search for Steve Bannon’s mind.  “He must have forgotten it when he left,” Trump said […]

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Trump: I’m A Bigger Idiot Than You Are

January 3, 2018 D. Quixote

By Conway Blather, January 3, 2018   Washington —- Donald Trump reignited a personal war of words yesterday by tweeting “Kim Jong Un, I’m a bigger idiot than you are.”  Commenting to the press this […]

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Roy Moore Decries Voter Turnout

December 28, 2017 D. Quixote

By Christian Winter, December 28, 2017   Birmingham —- “This is not us.  This is not Alabama!” railed defeated Senate candidate Roy Moore this morning, defending his suit to annul Alabama’s Senate election.  “We don’t […]

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