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Trump to Straddle ICBM Down Pennsylvania Avenue

March 24, 2017 D. Quixote

By Musby Kidden, March 24, 2017   Washington —- President Trump, frustrated that dark government adversaries prevented him from showing off missiles and tanks in his inaugural parade, has requested an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) […]

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Trump Tweets “The Sky is Falling!”

March 22, 2017 D. Quixote

By Greta Galileo, March 22, 2017   Washington —- Monday evening, soon after FBI Director James Comey briefed the House Intelligence Committee, President Trump sent incendiary tweets into the digital echo chamber.  “The sky is […]

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Sea Levels Falling in North Carolina

March 20, 2017 D. Quixote

By Greta Morrow, March 20, 2017   As a follow-up to its 2012 law banning the state from using sea level rise forecasts to develop coastal management policies, the North Carolina legislature has teamed with […]

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Persian Rugs are Spying on Us!

March 17, 2017 D. Quixote

By Penelope Reingold, March 17, 2017   Abilene —- Recent leaks from the CIA (Crusades Intelligence Agency) of Abilene, not to be confused with the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency), reveal a startling discovery.  According to […]

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Only Half of Trump Voters to Lose Insurance!

March 15, 2017 D. Quixote

By Ima Mason, March 15, 2017 Washington —- This week’s Congressional Budget Office Trumpcare assessment, released Monday, demonstrates that only half of the voters that cast votes for Trump in November’s election will lose medical insurance […]

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Republicans Promise Jobs for Dead People

March 13, 2017 D. Quixote

By Christian Winter, March 13, 2017   Washington —- Republicans are doubling down to defend their repeal and replace health insurance bill, even as a growing chorus of criticism threatens to deliver the bill “dead […]

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Republicans Want to Ban iPhones

March 10, 2017 D. Quixote

By Teddy Lin, March 10, 2017   Washington —- A Muslim ban is not the only ban Republicans have on their agenda.  Led by Jason Chaffetz of Utah, Republicans are warming to the idea of […]

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Sessions Resigns from Putin Fan Club

March 3, 2017 D. Quixote

By Vitali Popov, March 3, 2017   Moscow —- “It is with heavy heart that we announce American Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ decision to resign from our beloved Vladimir Putin Fan Club.”  So came the unexpected announcement […]

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