Republicans Propose Lottery to Replace SNAP

February 16, 2018 D. Quixote

By Conway Blather, February 16, 2018   Washington —- With Trump’s “harvest box” proposal dropping faster than a lead ball, Republican lawmakers are rushing to shift attention to a new proposal.  Last night, several Republicans […]


Three Billboards Outside U.S.A.

February 12, 2018 D. Quixote

By Zelda Wellborne, February 12, 2018   Washington —- Drivers along the highway outside U.S.A. are reporting three billboards appearing overnight.   =========================================                         […]


The BIG BANG: A New Discovery

February 8, 2018 D. Quixote

By Gemini Stardust, February 8, 2018   Shangri-La —- A brand new discovery is shaking the foundations of cosmology.  Long in a quandary over what preceded The BIG BANG, astrophysicists now have their first clue. […]


Project Bone Spurs

February 7, 2018 D. Quixote

By Musby Kidden, February 7, 2018   Washington —- Reports out of the Pentagon confirm that draft dodger Donald Trump plans to deliver his next State of the Union address sitting on an IBCM as […]


Paul Ryan Celebrates $1.50 Per Week

February 5, 2018 D. Quixote

By Greta Morrow, February 5, 2018   Washington —- Paul Ryan, enjoying his luxury stay with his fellow Republicans at The Greenbrier resort in West Virginia’s poor Appalachian region, sang the praises of the Republican […]


Melania, Are You On My Team???

January 31, 2018 D. Quixote

By Megan Spurs, January 31, 2018   Washington —- Major news outlets speculated Wednesday that Donald Trump confronted Melania back at the White House Tuesday evening following her decision to travel separately from him to […]

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